poolpartypirates:

a boner is basically your dick blushing

Go to Wikipedia and click “random article.” This is the name of your genitals.

epic:

thebastardzacharypearse:

swid:

ex-cathedra:

clintisiceman:

abloodymess:

thisistheglamorous:

Angle of Entry

Spanish Eddie

April In Paris

Alexander Brogden

Coquelicot  Daaamn, I got some fancy french ass flowers genitals. 

Carole Ferrier

“Girl wait ‘til you see my 1990 NHL Supplemental Draft”

HMS Sceptre

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exploding-heart:

Mythbusters fun.

Kari dancing because tumblr needs more Byron.

Probably my favorite TBBT quote evar.

(via tumboner)

I had to reblog this. I still don’t understand it though. Put your mouse over the circle.

Tumblr FTW

Truer words have never been typed.

OMFG Alodia @_@

Baby Giraffes look really disturbing. I’m sorry you had to see this. Now it shall haunt your dreams too.

They managed to make a hair band obscene. Bravo.

Faye…